Ten Ways to Keep Me From Attending Your Church

1. Be BORING!
2. Yell a lot
3. Talk about something I don’t understand
4. Teach on something I don’t give a flip about
5. Preach about everything you stand against
6. Be outdated and insist on a dress code
7. Have no mission
8. Never share any encouragement
9. Criticize other churches
10. Be inwardly focused